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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:23
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Fat composition in ketogenic diet may influence outcomes in MS - Multiple Sclerosis News Today
Then came..
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
NASA Goddard Center-wide Email - NASA Watch
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Robotic table tennis system predicts ball trajectory and adapts swing in real time - Tech Xplore
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.